Friday, 5 September 2014

I'm back!

Hello haters! I'm back!

I'll try to keep this blog going with new stuff every couple of days...

Anyway, here's a nice little compilation of epic band 'fails'... enjoy =)

Sunday, 25 September 2011

Practice makes... hmmm... practice??... what's that??

The screetching speaks for itself...

WTF Bass!

This bassist is clearly trying to overcompensate for something with a bass that big...

Thursday, 1 September 2011

The Sisterhood

Being a fan of wierd heavy music, at first I didn't find this band too bad... until I started listening carefully to the lyrics... "He picks his nose, he flings it in the air, he doesn't know where it's gonna land"... WTF!?...
Tis video was sent in by a reader... keep them coming...

Sunday, 7 August 2011

World's Worst Musical Style

Brazilian "Funk"
This is a pure example of musical decadence...
Here's a bit of history for you:
Brazilian Funk started in the slums of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.
It feeds on the poorest classes and depends heavily on sexuality. The lyrics usually have explicit sexual content and/or supports criminal and anti-social behaviors...
so for the first time on World's Worst Bands I'm creating a new category entitled "World's Worst Musical Style"...
But don't get me wrong... I like Brazil... we get a lot of good things from Brazil... like great footballers, some good metal bands... and Brazil has been voted 2nd in the world in the "hottest women" category... loosing only to the USA... but americans are prude... so Brazil is number 1 in my book!

CAN YOU FEEL IT?!?

The kid at the front can definitely feel it...
Although the video states that he is "mentally challenged"...

"Rock And Roll All Night" by Pots and Pans

Skip to 2:00 if you want to see them play... or 1:20 if you also want to see a girl with a pretty deep manly voice...
Either way the drummer steals the scene in this clip... he'll be a star one day...

"Sada"by Aryanz

This video was sent in by "anonymous"... wait... stay the fuck out of my computer you hacker faggots!! And screw you for messing up the PSN a few months ago... I was bored as hell!! Hope you all get your ass hacked in jail...
Anyway...
Thanks for the video and keep them coming...
Pakistani Rock ROCKS!!!!

Wednesday, 27 January 2010

"Százszor Ölelj Még" by Cool Head Clan

These guys are obviously trying to be funny... another case of life in denial...
at least the misheard lyrics helps a bit...

Acoustic Metal!

This could've been a good idea... oh no wait... wrong video...

Smells Like Teen Spirit - Cover

Denial... a common symptom of adolescence...
Hasn't anyone ever told them that they suck and should never play in front of a crowd?
I blame this on the parents!

Wednesday, 5 November 2008

"Shituation" by Foil 13

LOL... This band is not THAT bad but they're bad enough to deserve a post here...
Looks like they recorded this video in their back garden... singing into a beer bottle... and I swear I saw a bong there somewhere... these guys must've been wasted... kind of a funny video though... plus it has somewhat of a storyline...

Another pre-teen Russian boy band...

What's with the Russians and their fascination with pre-teen bands?
This would be illegal in most parts of the world... there's a quick flash of this kid smoking at around 1:14...
Not that most kids his age don't smoke in Britain but we wouldn't show it in a music video!...

Monday, 20 October 2008

This is the kinda thing that makes me break out...

There's something about the American culture and the general "American Dream" bulls**t that makes me twitch... sometimes it even makes me kinda...
Why?? WHYYY??!! Someone make it stop!!... Please... just die... please...
... hmmm... sorry about that... won't happen again...

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

Friday, 3 October 2008

"I Walk Like Jayne Mansfield" by 5 6 7 8's

Ok... I wont comment too much on this one... its actually not that bad... It grows on youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...

"Tira a Mascara" by Protese Involuntaria

They're back!!!
I lived in Portugal for 7 years and this video makes me feel kindda melancholic... I had the oportunity to see many portuguese punk and hXc bands and make lots of life-long friends... Nightlife is crazy wierd over there... but I love the portuguese people!!... Protese Involuntaria has just become one of my favourite world's worst bands... Well done guys!! Keep up the bad work!!

Friday, 2 May 2008

Rienzi - Skinhead Band

Ok... it's sad to see this sort of ignorance still exists... skinheads... nazis... nothing but a bunch of impressionable kids who grew up never having discovered the art of masturbation, hence all this locked up hate. Ever seen a skinhead with a woman? I haven't... and this is why sex education at school is a good thing... it shows kids what their winky is for... but you have to go to school for that...
...in other words...
Skinheads = Uneducated-sexually-deprived-ignorant-fucktards!!

Friday, 25 April 2008

Rage - "Akhian Milana"

Ok, I respect musical experimentation, I've been in a few experimental bands myself but this is just stupid! Come on... WTF is this? You shouldn't mix traditional Pakistani music with industrial metal, it's just common sense... like... you know you shouldn't try to create a crossbreed between a goose and a monkey... but hey! Im just a blogger...

Thursday, 24 April 2008

Poetic Assassin - "Inverti in Darkness"

This Japanese Industrial Metal band has just saved up enough money to record their work at this studio. The whole band has the right attitude and charisma but the frontman Kei Kunihiro is the man, the essence, the real star. His lyrics and vocal techniques express his deep poetic and artistic nature. They worked hard and this is a big step and a dream come true for the band. They now hope to hit a big record deal.